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Posted on 24th Jul at 12:24 AM, with 15,420 notes
you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?
Posted on 24th Jul at 12:23 AM, with 1,087,295 notes

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

Posted on 24th Jul at 12:23 AM, with 1,122,183 notes
andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

Posted on 24th Jul at 12:22 AM, with 325,768 notes

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

Posted on 24th Jul at 12:22 AM, with 146,737 notes

willsmithorwontsmith:

*strums guitar* i feel excluded from everything but it’s mostly my fault because i distance myself because i think i’m annoying *strums guitar*

Posted on 24th Jul at 12:21 AM, with 25,198 notes
"The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet, everybody rushes around in a great panic as if it were necessary to achieve something beyond themselves."
Alan Wilson Watts   (via thatkindofwoman)
Posted on 24th Jul at 12:21 AM, with 299,911 notes

chocolateinthelibrary:

So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and

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there

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is

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literally

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a Harry Potter-themed

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reading nook

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in the cupboard under the stairs

Posted on 24th Jul at 12:20 AM, with 586,098 notes
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
Posted on 24th Jul at 12:17 AM, with 218,448 notes

triatic:

"swearing is so unattractive."

"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."

Posted on 24th Jul at 12:17 AM, with 116,657 notes

hsuoring:

wetbottom:

wetbottom:

one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face

please do not tell me i was wrong for punching him. i had very deep feelings for him. he knew that i did and he took advantage of that to humiliate me. i had every right to knock his sorry fucking teeth out

Proper measures were taken and I encourage everyone to follow this example

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